This is Not A Swan Song.

Okay. So, first thing's first. Parks and Recreation is going to be midseason next year? W.T.World. No, I need to use profanities with this. W.T.Eff.


NBC is bringing in a new show, and they're giving it a shot in the P&R timeslot to start with. Hopefully this show fails (and granted, I haven't done a lot of research on it, but I hate it already and it's the worst show ever!) very much like Sons of Tucson (which I wish I had called "Sons of BooSon" or "Sons of Bo-ring". Where were you then, witty creativity!) which temporarily replaced American Dad. My favorite show on the Sunday night timeslot/my favorite creation of the Seth MacFarlane brand by far.

Speculation 1 is that the push back is due to the fact that Amy Poehler is very pregnant. And, yeah. I can see why that may be an issue. But she's been pregnant for awhile now, and they've covered it up quite well.

This theory doesn't hold up, since rumor has it that three episodes of season 3 have already been shot. Thankfully everyone on the show is an adult, so any kind of aging will be less obvious. (Like in Weeds, where Shane got a new haircut and voice, and grew a foot taller between "days")
(Okay, maybe the two look oddly similar, but you... you just have to watch the show! Someone back me up here!)

Anyway, long story short, "midseason" doesn't hold well for any show. Thus, I very much promote this Michael Schur-approved group and hope you all join. (All.. 2 of you.) And again, if you have the free time and are unfamiliar with the awesomeness that is season 2, go to hulu and check 'er out. Nearly every episode this season has been a total win.

And if Ron Swanson disappears from my life, I'm going to run away! That's a fact. In fact, I've got my hobo spindle already packed in case of an emergency. Don't tempt me, NBC. I'm still bitter with that whole Conan thing you did. You know the one.

(And sidenote: Mark is going to stop being a regular on it, but I'm not too upset. At least, run away with a spindle upset. I'll tell you who is, though. My sister.)

Leigh: oh Mark

I'll miss Mark

Sent at 12:55 PM on Wednesday

me: You will be the only one who will!

Leigh: sad face

Anyway. Now that that's out of the way...

Wait. I have nothing else to talk about. Uh. How to stall. Hm.

Well, I think it's about time for another "answering questions I get all the time" entry!! Since people ask so many questions, so I may just as well address them all.

Karen, do you prefer glue in jar or stick form? - From, Anonymous

Funny you should ask! Stick, of course. Sure, I am only 56% an expert on gluesticks, and only remember to put gluestick caps on 71% of the time, it's way less lumpy than ordinary glue. In fact, I'll go ahead and say that regular glue is just horrible if arts and crafts/mailing stuff is involved. Unless you hate the person you're mailing stuff to.

But may I include rubber cement into the debate. Rubber cement, while not as popular, is the most fulfilling of all adhesives. And oddly enough, I have a weird deja vu feeling that I've discussed this in blog form before.

Karen, what triangle is best? From - A Triangle Expert

Oh, obtuse. No contest. I mean, come on now. Right angles are just way overused. I forgot the name of the other popular triangle, so obviously it sucks. Obtuse is like, the bass player in every band. Something is typically a bit off with them, and usually they have the most distinguished hair, but they still hold major importance.

Plus, the obtuse angle looks like it's giving you a big hug. Awwwwww.



Karen, is it true that the majority of your clothes are either black or grey? Remember when you weren't such a dull shell of a person? From - An Enemy!

Yes. But I painted my nails white last night with these crappy new Sally Hansen pen-like nail polishes Truth be told, it looks like I got really bored with a bottle of White Out. And I can say this honestly, since I've been bored enough with a bottle of White Out before.

But since they're new, if Sally Hansen employees do a google search for reviews and this blog happens comes up, I totally wouldn't mind all of the free products you can send over to help change my mind. Again, these are the Color Quick Fast Dry Nail Color Pen by Sally Hansen. "

I mean, Papa John scares people at their house, and Dominoes has been giving free pizza to past nonbelievers, so this totally isn't a new concept, creators of the Sally Hansen Color Quick Fast Dry Nail Color Pen. Make it happen.

Again, as a young professional, streak white out nails aren't going to make me jump up 5 rungs on the corporate ladder, will it, Sally Hansen. Gosh.

But yeah, anyway. My clothes are boring.

Last question!

Karen, did you know that Aziz Ansari, who you probably mentioned in this blog post as he is in the ensemble cast of Parks and Recreation, is going to be in the new Russell Brand/Forgetting Sarah Marshall spinoff movie that's called Get Him to the Greek? - A Homeless Man, relayed to me by screaming.

No! Cool. I'm debating whether or not I want to see it. As I am a big FSM fan, partially since I'm a big JS fan. Not as much an RB fan, but I do like him a lot as AS. He is really LOL in that. I can really only handle so much JH, so expanding his role from FSM to something more VIP is MEH for me. AA's involvement may make up for that. (Anyone who feels like decoding wins a hug!

Aaaand, this entry came full circle. Sha-pow!